DM: So, you're in front, you're in the middle...
Sho: I'll take it up the rear.

Shiba: Sho, Japanese for Linus.

Sho: I'm taking it up the rear once again.

Sho: Yeah, they were mites when we saw them before, and now they're tites again.

Sasurai: Will we get out of here alive? (shake shake shake) Ask again later?! What the hell??

DM: The doorknob is about 7 feet off the ground.
Takenoko: Eh? Where's the little cake that says "eat me"?

Neko: She's going to beat the shit out of the wall.

Koi: Let's get the doors together.
Sho: It'll be a doorgy.

Koi: What if we follow a root out of here?
DM: There's a double meaning in that...

DM: Of course, as Sho is going through, you notice a large device above the door...just kidding.

DM: Well, here's the money again, not that any of you will live to use it.

DM: No, it's not a dragon.
Sho: Um but it IS a dragon.

Sho: God damn hobbits.

Sasurai: Divine favor lasts how long...?
Sho: The divine flavor? What do you the divine flavor tastes like?

Sho: It's Sho time!

Sasurai: Oh, put me on top, I've got claws!
Sho: Yeah, put the burrowing animal on top!

Sho: He gave me my rope back?
Neko: What a bastard.

Neko: So we fought our way here...
Take/Sasurai: ...to the castle beyond the goblin city to take back the child that you have stolen.

DM: There's something shiny and gold.
Sho: My precious...gollum! gollum!

DM: A 14? Well, there are...shadowy creatures in the Shadowlands.

DM: A gentleman walks up to you, Sho--
Neko: He asks you on a date.

Takenoko: Nezumi-san!
Sasurai: ...What are you?

Sasurai: I smell dead people.

Sasurai: What's it smell like?
DM: DEEEEAAAAAATTTHH.....

DM: It's time to start the Sho!

Takenoko: The Sho must go on.

Sho: Okay, the goal is to turn the entire audience into M&M's.

DM: So he says in a very thunderous voice...um...

Sasurai: Come back and fight me like a man diaper boy!

DM: You feel something touch your foot.
Sasurai: Jesus Christ!
Sho: It's Jesus! I hate it when he's down there.

DM: You smell something...it's familiar.
Sasurai: I'll take 20.
DM: You smell death.

DM: (in reference to Sho) You might reveal his sex.

Sho: Um...was the fox alive the whole time? I mean, did it survive being skinned?
DM: Um...no.

Sasurai: Burrow, baby, burrow!
Sho: Why won't your baby burrow? I think you got a defective one.
Sasurai: And what's with the ears?

Sasurai: I'm all talk, no show.
Sho: I'm all Sho.

Sho: 'Scuse me, mind if I Sho you this?

Takenoko: Don't accept candy from people with red eyes.

Sho: What brings you here? (at a party thrown by the mayor)
DM/Toshiro: ....Party....

Sasurai: So how would I be able to get in touch with you?
Sho: E-mail!
DM: You've got owl!

Neko: Oh oh, it's me!
Takenoko: I think you'd know if it were you.

Sasurai: I'm going to make a blanket out of him.

Sho: I rolled a 10.
DM: You don't see any traps.
Sho: It's totally clear. You go first.

DM: Everyone roll a 6 sided dice.
Sho: Anyone who rolls a 1 dies! (roll, roll) AAaaaah! I rolled a one!

Neko: How long is 10 minutes?
Sho: It's 60 seconds ten times.

DM: So you look at the statue. It's--
Sho: Jesus!
DM: It's a monk.
Sho: Oh, wrong religion.

Sho: Fly, Nezumi, fly!
DM: Woosh! Wooosh! Woosh!
Sho: ...Why are you making wing noises?

Neko: We're screwed!
Sho: I'll take care of this! It's Sho time!

Sho: We won't die, I promise. I'll find the trap. I'll finger it out.

Sho: Is it werewolfy?
DM: Yes.
Sho: Is he snarly?
DM: Yes.
Sho: Can I pet him?

Neko: And my balls.

Sho: Dude, he's bending over something. No, he's bending over something! Dude, he's bending over!

Sho: Would you pick that up and tell me what I rolled?
Sasurai: A five.
Sho: Ah, it was on the floor. I should reroll it.
DM: What'd you get?
Sho: Karma! A five.

Takenoko: I'm gonna whack him.
Sho: Whack him off.

DM: You're...like...popping the zit on his face.

Sho: But you had to move up here to do that.
Sasurai: Um....my crossbow?
Sho: You had to be back here to do that.

Neko: I'm whipping it out.
Sho: Whoa! We're all sorts of dirty! Whacking off, whipping it out!

Takenoko: It's okay, I've already been bitten. I'm just going to keep whacking him.
Sho: What is it with you and whacking?

Takenoko: I have a feeling I'm going to be whipping out some healing potions.
Sho: What?! First your whacking, now your whipping!

Sho: Roll an eight! Roll an eight! Yer an eight! Yer an eight!

Sho: My dice smell nice.

Neko: It was cocked. I should roll it again.
Sho: It was totally cocked.

Takenoko: Dana is a red mist.

Sho: It says"poo poo."
Takenoko: How do you know it doesn't say "ood ood?"
Sho: Because I wrote it.

Sho: My uncle Trapspringer did this once.
Takenoko: ... was that an out of Rokugan experience?

Weretiger: What brings you here?
Sho: This map.

Sho: I will definately spread your asses in a very secret place.

Sasurai: I cast incompetence and evil splinter. (misheard: competence and eagle's splendor)

Sasurai: You want me to heal you more?
Takenoko: I'm not sure that will help.
Sasurai: You want me to entangle you?

Sho: I get your first born child.
Sasurai: No, I took half the damage she took. I get the kid.
Sho: We'll each take half. I get the head.

DM/Mayor: Well, thanks...I'll take her first born child.